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Which is your favorite A-list super-villain?
Doctor Doom (Fantastic Four)
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Lex Luthor (Superman)
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Magneto (X-Men)
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Darkseid (Superman)
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Apocalypse (X-Men)
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Loki (Thor)
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Kang the Conqueror (Avengers)
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Thanos (Avengers)
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Ultron (Avengers)
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Brainiac (Superman)
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Doomsday (Superman)
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Dark Phoenix (X-Men)
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Black Adam (Justice League)
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Annihilus (Fantastic Four)
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Ozymandias (Watchmen)
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Despero (Justice League)
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Ra's Al Ghul (Batman)
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Sinestro (Green Lantern)
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Dormammu (Doctor Strange)
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The Mandarin (Iron Man)
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Omni-Man (Invincible)
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Other - comment below
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 As Overlord I hope to be better myself by....

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PostSubject: As Overlord I hope to be better myself by....   Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:39 pm

After reviewing DP's suggestion of how an Overlord should act I must say that I have been lacking. So hence from here on the following will be implemented immediately. The rest of the changes will occur in phases [url='http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html']Overlord Rules to Success[/url]

I have been guilty of practicing my maniacal laugh however, the rules say

"Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly."

"I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set."

Hence all of you will be wearing Pink satin Scottish kilts with the Villain sign tattooed on your butts. Women troops will be wearing mini skirts with G-strings

"I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks."

"I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X."

I've just shaved it off.

"I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling."

"If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her."

Last but not least

"If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)"
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